Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Essante Team Builder

Hey everyone. So I have written about MLM's in the past and how they are not necessarily a scam but they are very hard to work with. Today I have decided to go ahead and join one because they have a $2000 a month guarantee. Meaning if you do not make at least $2000 a month within 10 months you get all your money back, unheard of right? This opportunity handles everything for you. They have a call center that fields your call. They have excellent marketing materials for you to use. Not to mention they are affiliated with Essante World Wide which has some of the best organic products in the world. Here is my affiliate link and here is the product website I encourage you to check this out.

Door to door sales people

I don't know about you guys but I am sick and tired of these door to door sales people coming around trying to sell me magazines. I haven't had a kirby person come around (yet anyways...) but the magazine people I have had a few different times. Last night around 8 pm there was a person who came to my door at my condo. I opened the door thinking it might be one of my neighbors. When I opened the door it was some young kid who was pitching me about how he was trying to win a trip to Germany to go to oktoberfest. Now the last time someone tried to sell me magazines was at my old house and I slammed the door on his face. I then saw him a couple days later going into my friends house trying to pitch his mom. He had a sign saying no trespassing on his property but the guy completely disregarded it. I am thinking of putting a no solicitation sign on my door. Now back to the kid who came to my door yesterday. He kept asking me to give him a high 5 trying to get me all excited. Of course it didn't work. He told me what he was selling was "cheap and easy like his last girlfriend". I told him I didn't have any money and he said "but its cheap and easy". I said I know it is but I don't have any money to spend. He then said ok thank you and went next door. I am wondering what these people said to him but it didn't take long for him to completely leave this building. You see these magazine sales jobs posted on craigslist of course. They always say like between 18-15 or something. I know that the economy is rough out there and these kids are just looking to make a living but doing door to door sales is just a racket. There have been numerous complaints about these door to door magazine sales including sales people that have gone missing and been murdered because they drop them off in bad neighborhoods. A couple years ago me and friends were at the mall and some kid came up to us trying to sell us magazines. The kid said that he was trying to win a trip to Jamaica to smoke some ganja. I walked away and he tried to pitch a couple of my friends that were girls and he said "come on buy off me because im good looking". They were like no you aren't then walked away. I am interested to hear what other people have to say about this. Especially ones that have encountered these people which I am sure is many.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

419 Scam

All response must be sent to:
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/ STB
Your Ref.......

We, the entire members of the Audit Department of the Ministry of finance, on behalf of the resolution panel on contract payment, inheritance claims and lottery winnings , a meeting was held last week concerning release of withheld and overdue payments to beneficiaries, both foreign and local contractors, inheritance claims and lottery winnings. On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated or you have been dealing with the wrong persons in regards to your claims, at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office or individual/s prior to this new development forthwith. Your attention should be focused to the appointed office below for you to receive your funds.

Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No:-1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013. Having received these vital payment numbers, therefore you are now qualified to receive your funds
immediately within 24hrs.

You are directed to contact the central bank of Nigeria for your immediate payment. This is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you today.

Contact Bank: Central Bank of Nigeria
Contact Person: Dr Sanusi Lamido
Contact Email:
Contact Phone Number: +234-812-209-9594
Contact him with the following details below so that he can make your transfer immediately.

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Telephone Number:
A Copy of your ID

Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from the resolution panel, instructing you to call him for immediate release of your funds and forward your details to his office to avoid transfer Mistake.


Rev. James Morgan
Central Bank of Nigeria
Payment Department

Dateline NBC on 419 Scammers

Well it has been a while since I have written. I was going to write all this stuff about Chris Hansen and Dateline NBC but I have decided to just post an episode he/they did on 419 scammers. Make sure you watch all 6 parts. I have gotten more 419 e-mails that I will post after I write this.