So I got a .txt attachment today from a "Mr. James Garner" here it is:
I am James Garner, a computer scientist with HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate. I am 26 years old, just started working in the Swift Transmission and remittance room of HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate. I came across a payment file valued at US$26.8million dollars which was marked X and the transfer released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that the fund was an accrued dividend from a back-log of an Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) of an average of 1.2% on each private investment and corporate portfolio under our administration and control and all fees and certificates has been cleared, but the fund has not been released and cannot be released for some obvious technical reasons.
However, I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can give me 40% of the total sum of US26.8million dollars and guarantee me of my security and how I can come over to your country from this Dubai-United Arab Emirate ,if I do release the fund to your bank account successfully. So I must make sure that you guarantee my security and ensure that my future is secured with you before I can proceed with the transfer of the fund to your bank account accordingly because I will resign my position from the bank as soon as I completed the fund transfer to your bank account successfully as I do not want to work in the bank all my life but to establish my own business empire outside UAE.
The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special SWIFT TRANSMISSION HARD DISK we call it (120 GIG), which I will need to buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to make the fund reflect in your bank account within 24 banking hours.
Upon confirmation of the fund transfer in your bank account through the SWIFT TRANSMISSION HARD DISK, I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will travel out from United Arab Emirate to meet with you in your country. If you are interested, do get in touch with me immediately and you should send me your convenient telephone number for easy communications and also reconfirm your information as required below, so that we can proceed with the deal immediately without delay.
(1) Your Full Name.
(2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
(3) Company's name, position and address.
(4) A copy of your passport or driver's license
I await your urgent reply to firstname.lastname@example.org
Mr. James Garner
HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate
Here we go again.....